Mystic Bacon Predicts: Who Conor McGregor will fight next

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After the circus of old man Mayweather and the straight outta Ireland potato gangster Conor McGregor saw fit to drag out ten rounds of gloves slapsies for us last weekend, Mystic Bacon has spoken and will predict Conor’s next opponent.

Conor McGregor’s next opponent will be:  Noel Edmonds

This will be a record breaker with a fight purse of over $600m, that being a 60/40 split in Conor’s favour and the fight type will be a tables, ladders and chairs match. Rumours spark controversy as Noel’s ex-lover Mr Blobby will be helping out in the McGregor camp.

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Author: The Wrong Times

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