Dear Dandy: Will I ever find love?


26/M/Solihull: Dear Dandy, I make myself presentable and always try to listen to what people are saying to me in conversations, however it can be hard at times when no one else likes Stargate as much as I do. Will I ever find love, if so can you point me in the right direction?

Dandy: It can be hard for a mastergater like yourself, the SG1 stuff was alright, however Universe was a bit of a bore. Are you a bore? Ask yourself. Maybe try to expand beyond your current tv show repertoire, try to fit in with the latest reality tv show chats at work, sure they’re shite, but it might just get you laid.